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Tech support for Wife 1.0

Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night [...]

Published by Zigfred on March 24, 2013 1:42 am

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Romantically practical

Johny, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive ring, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day, at a very high end jeweller’s shop. The jeweller inquired, “Would you like your girlfriend’s name engraved on it?” Johny thought for a moment, grinned, then answered, “No, instead engrave ‘To my one and only love’.” The [...]

Published by Zigfred on February 5, 2013 4:56 am

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Catch me if you can . . .Loosing weight effeciently

A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as [...]

Published by Zigfred on November 18, 2012 12:33 am

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Miami Heat Vs. Thunder; Updated Funny Pics and Meme Collection Game 5

First Half just ended, will the Thunder force Game 6 or will the succumb to the Heat. Literally the Heat is on fire right now as they lead the end of the half with ten points and Lebron James playing a very efficient game. This has also made his teammates more efficient and confident. Will the joke [...]

Published by johnray on June 22, 2012 2:46 am

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The Heat is On, Miami vs. Thunder; More Funny Memes and Pictures; Game 4

The Heat is really on as the OKC Thunder tries to even the series today in Game 4. As much as I want the Thunder to win, the Heat would probably try to take this one and close the series in Game 5. This does not mean the Thunder has no chance of winning. They [...]

Published by johnray on June 20, 2012 1:12 am

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Miami Heat Vs. OKC Thunder New Funny Memes and Pictures, UPDATED

Okay, first of all I am not a Thunder fan…but for now I will be as long as they Beat the Heat. Game 3 was a pretty exciting game but it really belonged to the Heat. Well, let us see what will happen on Game 4. But this post is not an analysis of the [...]

Published by johnray on June 18, 2012 12:43 pm

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NBA Finals Miami Heat Vs. Oklahoma City Thunder; Funny Memes and Pictures Collection

Okay so the NBA Finals 2012 is heating up with the series tied at 1 win apiece. Game 3 will be very interesting as Durant and the rest of the Thunder travel to Miami for two games. The question that lingers in the minds of every basketball fan is, will Lebron win his first ever Championship or [...]

Published by johnray on June 17, 2012 4:23 pm

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Collection of Serious and Funny Father’s Day Quotes

Words such as Father’s Day, Pos and Dad are currently trending in Twitter and Facebook, together with Game 3 of the NBA Finals. It’s father’s day and the world is celebrating it. Thanks to all the fathers out there who have been faithful as fathers the quotes below are dedicated to all of you. One [...]

Published by johnray on June 17, 2012 3:50 pm

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Manny Pacquiao vs. Timothy Bradley the Aftermath, Memes and Funny Pics

The boxing world and all it’s fans and observers, both the avid and the casual, were treated to a very controversial surprise Saturday night (or Sunday morning depending on your time zone) as the fight between Manny Pacquiao and Timothy Bradley ended with Bradley being the new champion. I say it was very controversial largely [...]

Published by johnray on June 12, 2012 3:54 pm

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New research by Doctor overturns traditional beliefs about healthy living !

A world renowned Doctor who refuses to be named as of now because of his controversial discoveries apparently has made breakthroughs in his research and has overturned traditional beliefs about healthy living. Below is our interview with him. Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good [...]

Published by Zigfred on April 26, 2012 4:31 pm