Johny, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive ring, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day, at a very high end jeweller’s shop.
The jeweller inquired, “Would you like your girlfriend’s name engraved on it?”
The jeweller smiled and said, “Yes, sir! How very romantic of you.”
Johny retorted with a glint in his eye, “Not exactly romantic, but very practical. This way, if we break up, I can use it again.”