Latest Justin Bieber Jokes

 

is-so-cute-X-justin-bieber-9419878-370-335.jpg (370×335)Ok! here are some (Just-teen Barber) Justin Bieber jokes , most of them are collected from internet and some are made by me.
Justin Barber haters will like these jokes and Justin Barber fan will give comment like “You are jealous of Justin
Barber”.but im no Fan nor a Hater i just love to Hear and make jokes about him.So Without further ado here are some JB joke
collections! Enjoy and do share with your friends ;)
Justin Bieber’s mother often tells his friends stories of when he was little. The stories are from a few months ago.
Whos that girl singing?
Oh…Wait…Thats justin beiber
I called Justin Bieber gay, and he slapped me with his purse.
Yo Usher! Are you coming out tonight? -Nah I’m babysitting Justin Bieber!
Justin Bieber always sings about girls… she must be a lesbian.
Hey you guys are so mean to Justin, leave HER alone!
Justin Bieber kept video of himself striping in YouTube, which caught the attention of gay manager and next day he became star.
In an interview with MTV News, Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe said that when he heard Justin Bieber sing for the first time, he thought he was a woman.  That’s ridiculous.  Justin Bieber is not a woman.  He’s a girl.
In next season of Disney’s Hannah Montana , Justin will be playing the role of Hannah Montana.
Justin Bieber is the Brand Ambassadors of  sanitary pads, he must be using Lace Bass.
Justin Bieber is using hair growing oil to get puberty .
2000A.D – OMG Backstreet boys!!!
2006A.D – Who is Backstreet boys ?
2010A.D – OMG Justin Bieber!!!!!!
2015A.D – Who is Justin Bieber.
Miley Cyrus shaves more often than Justin Bieber.
It seems he is using her older sisters in his videos.
Justin Bieber’s next album – My zoo .
Most of the Justin’s concert are free because no one is willing to pay for it.
Police are now using Justin Bieber’s songs as torture devices.
Even deaf cannot resist the song of Justin Bieber.
Kim Kardashian received death threats from Justin Bieber fans after he jokingly tweeted that she was his girlfriend. One Justin Bieber fan tweeted that she will use her lunch money to hire a hit man.
Q. What’s the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga ?
A. One of them has balls and it ain’t Bieber.
Justin Biebers new song is “if i were a boy”.
You’ve got to feel sorry for JB ………….. She’s under extreme pressure with all the hype surrounding her.
Q: How to make Justin Bieber cry?
A: Tell him Santa’s not real!
Justin Beiber fell off the ladder trying to reach puberty .
Justin Beiber will star on next transformer movie , his name in transformer will be “Faggatron” .
When will Justin Bieber win the Grammy ?
After Justin Bieber hits the puberty , damn he will never win Grammy then.
JB want new Barbie Doll kit as christmas gift .
JB doesn’t need mic to sing , no one needs mic for lip-syncing .
Q: Why did the Chicken cross the Road?
A:To get away from Justin Bieber!!!
JUSTIN: mom i think i finally hit puberty
MOM: really? how do u know?
JUSTIN: I’m bleeding from my vagina.
Stop making fun of him. Every time you make fun of him, you’re making fun of someone’s daughter.
Instead of saying when pigs fly say when justin beiber hits pueberty.
According to E! , Justin Bieber and Usher is in relationship and was found on late night dating. They will marry once Justin turns 18.
“Justin Bieber Finally hit the Puberty” was the biggest April Fool Joke of the Year .
13yrs old Girl got detention for misspelling “Believers” as “BELIBERS”.
The Justin Bieber song “Baby” is the official theme song of Gay Association .
Obama : We are going through major crisis , all the teen girls are becoming Lesbian.
Press : How can you tell than ?
Obama : Because they fantasize sex with Justin Bieber .
He do look good as zombie, he will be acting as zombie in next “Resident Evil” movie
Billy Ray Cyrus: Hey Miley, When did you record that song ?
Miley Cyrus : That’s Justin Bieber song .
Justin Bieber is borrowing cloths from Lady Gaga for her next video .
Q: Why Justin Biebers use elevator most of the time ?
A: To reach puberty as soon as possible.
Your momma is so stupid that she think Justin Bieber is a Guy .
Your mother is so stupid that she think Justin Bieber can sing.
Kim Kardasian : I think i got ” Bieber Fever
Doctor : No it is “Herpes”.
Justin staring at Gibson Guitar , ” What is this thing , it has 6 strings. My guitar at home has 5 buttons .
What does Justin Bieber and the crowd at Time Square for new years have in common? They’re both waiting for balls to drop!
Q:: Why did Justin Bieber Crossed the road ?
A:: To reach the puberty .
Justin Biebers not gay, just ask his boyfriend!
Real Name of JB is DustBin Bieber.
Yeah it’s stupid to waste time on hating him. It’s also stupid to obsess over him when you’re NEVER GOING TO MEET HIM! Credit: Erik
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40 Comments

  1. JORDAN says:

    WOW……. i love justin bieber and i take these jokes affensive…..its just mean….wow u r all haters

    • Kev says:

      Then why would you read Justin Bieber Jokes? Seriously, don’t take this stuff personal its stupid to do so, and plus I’m guessing you’re a 13 year old girl who hasn’t even bothered to listen to classic singers like, The Beatles or Johnny Cash. Do the world a favor and help bring back the singers with REAL talent. Yeah it’s stupid to waste time on hating him. It’s also stupid to obsess over him when you’re NEVER GOING TO MEET HIM! Grow up.

      • imaevilbeyatch says:

        dude your rite its stupid for the gurls to be obsessing over jb but we have a rite to be hatin on him ok!

    • sean kingston says:

      fuck you

    • maphimiti says:

      justin bieber is gay and ugly. And I don’t know why you guys are so obsest with him. I mean are you also gay or lesbian if you are even a boy or a girl. Maybe you are a girl so you must have slep with him to become lesbian or you’re a guy and slep with him to try make him grow up and see what a real man is supposed to do.

  2. Candy says:

    im a girl and i hate jb.
    he is such a beep beep beep

  3. jtwizzy says:

    if justin bieber is so a star, why not cast him for BROKEBACK mountain the remake.. is a perfect role for him/her/it…

  4. i think that justin beiber is stupid i am not a fan of justin beiber he is weird i dont know why some girls would go out with a little turd he is weird.i am a girl and he is so beep,beep,beeepp. if yall know what i mean ha ah ah hah ha ha

  5. ashley says:

    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha this is funny(:(:

  6. Alisa says:

    I hate justin bieber >:D btw the jokes r awesome ^~^
    and he really sings like a girl….
    and that new song of his (hers) called somebody to love what does he mean O_O
    i mean he doesnt say anything about a girl in the song… so hes just wants to love anyone
    (like a hairy old man) o.o thats a somebody…..

  7. kk says:

    love the jokes :)

  8. emoish says:

    OMF!…I so love that jokes,n so hate dustbin bieber, wonder what Selena dum ass sees in him/her!

  9. tony e. says:

    hahaha~!!! this made my day!!!!!!!!!!

  10. kirstyrobbo says:

    hey justin bieber i sooooooooooooooooooooooo fit and them jokes are not nice the hot even jokes are spost to be funny there not there shit

  11. i hate justin bieber with all my heart and u stupid little girls who are replying on this how much u love him i just got one ? 4 you why would u be looking up justin bieber jokes anyway really u need to grow up and get over the fact that hunny JUSTIN BIEBER IS A LITTLE GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. anastasia says:

    :D:D:D OMG soo hilarious jokes! i hate justin bieber and i am a girl.his sorry, her songs makes one sleep.if you like justin biebers music ,sorry but probably you dont have a good taste in music.and justin belibers,we are not jealous of him.who wants him ,or wants to be like him!?!.we have every right to hate him and we dont waste our time thinking about him!!sorry her!

  13. crissy says:

    selena g. just wants to date sosmebody uglyer than her Nd i mean U-G-L-Y!!!!!

  14. boo boo says:

    AND ALL OF YOU IDIOTS WHO LIKE HIM
    YOU RUINED MY DAY!!!!!!!
    BOO HOO BOO
    NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!

    PIECE OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. selena gomez says:

    hey all you little ***** i totally hate jb 2 :)

  16. Fato says:

    one thing about jb she,it is a mother fucker who is never gonna hit puberty. and definately not male

  17. jethro says:

    JB,s balls are so small never mind he doesn’t have any

  18. justin luvr says:

    u r just jelis he is cute

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  20. thekoolest says:

    Justin Bieber is a Beep Beep Beep!!! when i see his pictures i start 2 barf lioke WTF!!

  21. Athena says:

    These aren’t even funny. 8-|

  22. Gabrielle says:

    wow. i am a belieber (i won’t deny it. i love Justin Bieber.) but i find your jokes hilarious. hahaha can you make more please? :))

  23. Caitie says:

    I love Justin Bieber BUT i still freakin love JB jokes… lmao

  24. destiny says:

    haha! i wish they would make more of these jokes kuz there sooooooo true!!! this sites goin around my school and i keep hearin the same jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  25. RACHEL says:

    OH. AND 4 ALL U WHO FANTASIST BOUT JB JUST GO TAP YOU MOM!

  26. Danielle says:

    Briber frichen suks he ain’t kool

  27. oooooooo just see his face sooo cute and simple….after reaching to the heights of success,he is that much gud that he never forgot his family and friends……..i just love him….and well he want to live is life….let him…..no matter with whom selena or someone else!!!!!!!!!!!!!!he can dumb anyone

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